You can't make this stuff up...

Well, I guess you can (especially with it being April Fool's Day), but this is most definitely real.

I ordered a new shower curtain several weeks ago for the hall bath, although I wasn't sure if it was going to work colorwise (green always seems to photograph weird).

Fast forward to last Friday when I got the package. I was busy working on the paper pom-poms for the couple's shower – so all I did was open the box and observe the shade of green. After that, I placed the shower curtain on the living room chair and forgot about it. When Brent got home, he went into the living room and got way too excited about said curtain.

Brent: Is this our new shower curtain?

Me: Yes.

Brent: This is awesome.

Me: Glad you like it.

Brent: (laughing) Did you see the name?

Me: What? Did I misspell my name? Because I totally blame all the cough syrup.

Brent: What! You really didn't see the name?!?! I'm disappointed in you.

Me: What'd I do?

Brent: Not you! The name of the shower curtain is douche!

Me: What?!?!?!

Yep, I apparently bought a douche shower curtain. Please admire:


Although, for the record – the company name on the Internet was Plush Living. And sadly, I think the green is too bright, but at least it gave me a giggle.